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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eat them raw and you can taste their screams

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• FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or are they trying to be so delicious that we cultivate, spread, and ultimately keep their species alive?

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  • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, they were trying to kill all the mammals but failed successfully because naked apes love mildly toxic substances for some reason and started mass reproducing them instead.

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Humans prefer pain to boredom, on average. I remember reading about a study where subjects were left alone in a room with a button that shocks themselves (they were warned what it does) and they would eventually shock themselves just because there’s nothing else in the room.

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      • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe I should get a self-shocking device.

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      • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean, I’m definitely curious what the shock feels like …

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      • Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wonder if there were two buttons, one for the shock, and another which gives them something more rewarding. I wonder how fast or slow they give up on the more rewarding response because that too becomes boring. I suppose like a song that sounds great at first but you hate it after x times

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      • redparadise@lemmygrad.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I wouldn’t last 3 minutes

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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