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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Eat them raw and you can taste their screams

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• FlexibleToast@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or are they trying to be so delicious that we cultivate, spread, and ultimately keep their species alive?

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  • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, they were trying to kill all the mammals but failed successfully because naked apes love mildly toxic substances for some reason and started mass reproducing them instead.

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Humans prefer pain to boredom, on average. I remember reading about a study where subjects were left alone in a room with a button that shocks themselves (they were warned what it does) and they would eventually shock themselves just because there’s nothing else in the room.

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      • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Maybe I should get a self-shocking device.

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