wait is that to me or to her
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muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Your religion sets rules for you. I don’t practice your religion. You don’t get to inflict your beliefs on me. Fuck off.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think it was directed at the second party. But also shouted at the boundless void, just like most of my posts.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i feel that way sometimes. one time i was tracking a little group of 5 deer (2 female, one male, and two 5-month-old fawns), and i had lost them. i said “shit.” and somebody said “what’s wrong?” to which i replied “i lost the deer i was tracking.” “hmmm.” said the voice sympathetically. “yes, that will happen sometimes. no matter.” i then realized that somebody was talking to me when i shouldn’t be talking to people nobody knew about my secret place in the woods. “wait.” i said turning around. it was a bird. “yes?” the bird cocked his head. it was a cardinal. my patron bird. “is something the matter?” “yes,” i said, “you’re a talking bird.” the bird twitched his feathers. “is that a problem?” i shook my head. “no, i just was surprised. ive never seen a talking bird before.” “well, now you have. but im here for a very special reason.” “what reason is that?” “Extremely special. but, before i tell you, I must tell you my name.” “my name is Red.” dun dun dunnnnnnnnn its actually a story I’m writing so tune in for more soon
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I’m on a diet. It’s wrong for you to eat donuts.”
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
It’s extra funny because the most homophobic people have big “you brought donuts to the office and now I hate you” energy
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Maybe that’s exactly it. Maybe they hate gay people because they hate the temptation that they offer.
yakko@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Let’s not pretend we’re breaking new ground here, it’s been that way a while