What is not to like about turkey? đ¤ˇââď¸
Comment on Discussion Thread đ Thursday 18 December 2025
RustyRaven@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I havenât been notified of any substitutions in my grocery order so I think I am going to get my turkey this time. Christmas is saved! Or at least my plans to have a roast turkey some time after Christmas and cut up most of it to go in the freezer for future lunches is saved. Apparently Iâm the only one in my family that likes turkey so I only get it if I do it myself.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Usually the way other family members cook it into something consistent w/ a gumboot lol.
StudChud@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
The one time I cooked a turkey (I was still with my ex, and it was his idea. Except I did ALL the work). I cleaned it, made stuffing. Stuffed that bitch up. It barely fit in my oven, burnt my hands getting it out. Basted it.
It turned out great, for my first and only time. The only âbadâ thing was the skin wasnât crispy. But the meat was so juicy and delicious, so I consider it a win⌠Even if his family were very blasĂŠ about my work and praised him⌠For standing in the kitchen dry retching while I cleaned the turkey I guess đ¤ˇđźââď¸đđ
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
(Good lord that story makes me mad, but Iâm gonna focus on the) FUCK YEAH look at you go with that turkey!! Well done! Hope you got the leftovers.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Iâve never cooked a turkey, well done
Seagoon_@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
sounds like YOU are an excellent cook
the proof is in the pudding đ
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Dry as a dead dingoâs donga
Seagoon_@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
how the hell are they are cooking it, itâs the easiest thing to do a roast
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I have no idea. At xmas I just hide it by putting excessive gravy on and wincing heh.
Catfish@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I love turkey, but donât do Christmas. This has the advantage of buying it the week after when on special
RustyRaven@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I do not understand it myself. But my mother decided she prefers chicken and stopped doing turkey years ago and my sisterâs inlaws side cooked pork as their traditional meal, so if I donât cook it myself I donât get turkey. The weirdos tend to not want stupidly large legs of ham either and generally get a small piece that doesnât have lots of leftovers. How are you supposed to overdose on ham when people want âsensibleâ amounts just for one meal? Sensible amounts of food is not what Christmas is supposed to be about!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I used to buy big legs of ham and would be eating it for weeks after xmas đ
Iâd slice some, fry it up, have a fried egg too and then in a sandwich, delicious .
Iâll ask the other Seagoons if they want one.
mertn22@aussie.zone â¨3⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Coles deli turkey breast slices are pretty good. Saves a lot of hassle and you can choose the portion you need.