Comment on Christmas Animals

• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Murderous flying polar bears.

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Uh well technically I guess but it’s a ton better.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exactly. Ain’t nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.

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  • plyth@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Real estate prices.

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But santa lives in Finland…

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    …And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you’ll soon be dead🎶

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.

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