Uh well technically I guess but it’s a ton better.
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hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month agoTo be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.
Santa’s sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.
someguy3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Exactly. Ain’t nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.
plyth@feddit.org 1 month ago
What limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Real estate prices.
Tja@programming.dev 1 month ago
But santa lives in Finland…
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
…And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you’ll soon be dead🎶
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Wasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Murderous flying polar bears.