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• Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ew gross! Cow lactation, please!

  Or as I like to call it, beef milk.

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  • xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Moojuice.

    Also, eggs are chicken abortions.

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    • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Moo juice, love it.

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  • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like that. Use to refer to chocolate milk as chocolate moo instead.

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    • Varyk@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Beef milk and chocolate moo. Indelibly printed on my brain now.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Water? The thing adult humans evolved to drink.

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  • Riplikash@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A good chunk of human adults also evolved to drink milk, my dude.

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    • xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Adapted I think is a better term than evolved. Most people would be lactose intolerant if they stopped drinking milk after being weened off of breast milk.

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      • Stoneykins@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Eh I feel like that is semantics. If we are specific and refer to how individuals adapt to be lactose tolerant, you could still say “humans evolved to drink milk” instead in reference to how the population of humans that could adapt and become lactose tolerant grew in relation to humans that couldn’t.

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  • Stoneykins@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t appeal to evolution, evolution is weird. Evolution just does whatever survival says. If we can survive drinking milk, evolution is cool with it. But evolution is weird, evolution will be all like “You like cows milk huh? That’s cool, have you considered shrinking down and losing your brain and most internal organs to become a nipple latching milk parasyte? No? Ok, I’ll ask again later.”

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• gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Coconut milk?

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  • NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think it only qualifies as “milk” based on its color. I don’t think it’s actually milk but I don’t know enough to commit to commit to that answer.

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