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TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
She will quite literally absorb the male until he’s nothing but a pair of gonads hanging off her side and she just takes the sperm when she wants. The male ceases to exist at that point. Brutal.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Living the dream
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Brutal? The male bites her in order to merge with her! He connects to her circulatory system and takes all his sustenance from her.
He has found his sugar momma and he’s never gonna give her up!
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Like “he’s here for a good time, not a long time” kinda thing?
I think you’re putting that fillet on a pedestal. No flank is worth ceasing to exist😆
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You have not met my girlfriend’s flank.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
He doesn’t cease to exist, he becomes one with her!
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I wonder how many males can be attached at once
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
The females can host multiple males, some fishermen have reported 8 or more. The biggest limiting factor is them finding each other in the first place. They are solitary creatures and the ocean is fucking huge.
perishthethought@piefed.social 10 months ago
Oh as a lay person, this just keeps getting better and better…
justaman123@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I feel like the angler fish ladies could be way more wealth coded
blazeknave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I hate you both for that clickhole