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TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
She will quite literally absorb the male until he’s nothing but a pair of gonads hanging off her side and she just takes the sperm when she wants. The male ceases to exist at that point. Brutal.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 days ago
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Living the dream
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Brutal? The male bites her in order to merge with her! He connects to her circulatory system and takes all his sustenance from her.
He has found his sugar momma and he’s never gonna give her up!
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Like “he’s here for a good time, not a long time” kinda thing?
I think you’re putting that fillet on a pedestal. No flank is worth ceasing to exist😆
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 days ago
You have not met my girlfriend’s flank.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 days ago
He doesn’t cease to exist, he becomes one with her!
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
I wonder how many males can be attached at once
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
The females can host multiple males, some fishermen have reported 8 or more. The biggest limiting factor is them finding each other in the first place. They are solitary creatures and the ocean is fucking huge.
perishthethought@piefed.social 4 days ago
Oh as a lay person, this just keeps getting better and better…
justaman123@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I feel like the angler fish ladies could be way more wealth coded
blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I hate you both for that clickhole