How i meet your mother

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• TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She will quite literally absorb the male until he’s nothing but a pair of gonads hanging off her side and she just takes the sperm when she wants. The male ceases to exist at that point. Brutal.

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  • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Brutal? The male bites her in order to merge with her! He connects to her circulatory system and takes all his sustenance from her.

    He has found his sugar momma and he’s never gonna give her up!

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    • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Like “he’s here for a good time, not a long time” kinda thing?

      I think you’re putting that fillet on a pedestal. No flank is worth ceasing to exist😆

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    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wonder how many males can be attached at once

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    • justaman123@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I feel like the angler fish ladies could be way more wealth coded

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    • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hate you both for that clickhole

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    👉👈

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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Living the dream

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Crab kind of looks like a cross between the Japanese giant spider crab and a king crab (the latter on account of only having three pairs of walking legs).

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• Jilanico@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At first I thought they were a couple of worms that thought the lures were girls and they didn’t notice the anglerfish at all.

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