True to the spirit of journalistic inquiry, your correspondent can attest that seawater has not degraded the taste of the bananas, with the only threats to health posed by skin slippage and by eating too many of them.
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kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 days agoI would just assume that through osmosis those bananas ate salty as fuck, plus I have seen the size of the fucking spiders on some of those bananas being shipped here, no fuck you
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 days ago
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Im sure they come clean if you wash them vigorously by hand.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
I assume the spiders would have died, and now you have delicious, brined cooking bananas!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 days ago
The tarantulas have usually abandoned the bananas by the time we eat the bananas.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 days ago
So you’re saving buying a big load of bananas isn’t a good way to get a new cuddly spider friend? :(
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 days ago
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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 days ago
When I was younger, sometimes as I’m tearing a banana from the bundle I’d picture the tarantulas that might’ve been crawling all over it, and I wondered if I was touching the same spot a hairy tarantula leg had been. I didn’t like having those thoughts. So I try not to have those thoughts anymore.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Oh fuck it’s that where tarantulas come from? Bugs are so confusing