Comment on idk abbout this one discord

sexy_peach@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How good is your boobs or butt detector?

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ll need to calibrate with some additional samples of titties before I can respond.

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      • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Can’t be worse than the Tumblr algorithm banning photos of deserts as porn.

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• Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lol no, they aren’t going to try and find your ID in online data breaches. It’s a joke about these “send us your ID to confirm your age” things get breached all the time

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  • planish@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It might work though. They keep making laws about using “commercial databases” but they never say you actually have to pay for them.

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• possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I believe it’s a post from a dude in xitter named Soren Iverson, he does posts like this all the time. Basically just black mirror-esque tech site updates.

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s related to Australian social media ban for teenagers discord.com/…/introducing-new-teen-by-default-exp…

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  • A_A@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Almost ;
    it’s a parody, a caricature. Made in reaction to what you explained.

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lmfao you don’t read the community you’re in?

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  • A_A@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    thanks, Today i learned :
    Shitpost ~= (Jokes, Banter, etc …)

    Sidebar :
    Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
    Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter.

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• AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  While the data breach part isn’t real, the rest of it is.

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  • DempstersBox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    lol, the data breach part is super real. Them actually searching for it for your authentication isn’t.

    Never not fucking ever will I ever upload any ID to any internet anything. I don’t like using my bank card online. Or in person. Cash is king baby, all else is bullshit and giving fuckers new and exciting ways to steal your shit

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