I’m thinking on creating a Mastodon instance called “the-cool-s”, and if I get tagged in parody conspiracy theory postings, I’ll reply “concerning” and “looking into it”.
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Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 months ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Tehhund@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Hell yeah
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
press s to receive a blessing from The Cool S.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
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supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Cool S Blessing is Super Effective! Your friends and family suddenly out of the blue think “you know, I bet jballs was very cool in middle school”.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Hell yeah!
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 6 months ago
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supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Your upper body twists 180 degrees in a flash, you are horrified but somehow the magic power of the cool S has kept you alive even after your torso has been twisted to the extreme. You look down at your butt in front of you and it dawns on you that must live the rest of your life assbackwards.
luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 months ago
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supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Your repertoire of cool fist bump moves such as “snail”, “snowman” and “turkey” expands threefold.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
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supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Suddenly you find you are extremely good at keeping a coin spinning on a cafeteria table by periodically flicking it with your finger.