Comment on Make me feel like a man

Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  press s to receive a blessing from The Cool S.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    s

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    • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Cool S Blessing is Super Effective! Your friends and family suddenly out of the blue think “you know, I bet jballs was very cool in middle school”.

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hell yeah!

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    s

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    • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your upper body twists 180 degrees in a flash, you are horrified but somehow the magic power of the cool S has kept you alive even after your torso has been twisted to the extreme. You look down at your butt in front of you and it dawns on you that must live the rest of your life assbackwards.

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  • luciferofastora@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    s

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    • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your repertoire of cool fist bump moves such as “snail”, “snowman” and “turkey” expands threefold.

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    s

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    • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Suddenly you find you are extremely good at keeping a coin spinning on a cafeteria table by periodically flicking it with your finger.

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m thinking on creating a Mastodon instance called “the-cool-s”, and if I get tagged in parody conspiracy theory postings, I’ll reply “concerning” and “looking into it”.

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• Tehhund@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hell yeah

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