Comment on What is in your pockets?

• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.

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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Finally a politician who supports my interests.

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

      “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”

      Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”

      *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY! START EATIN’!”

      Cops 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.

      *eats ass with gusto

      Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”

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      • hunkyburrito@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.

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• GeneralDingus@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Very unfortunate

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.

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• enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Happy cake day!

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• bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary

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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.

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    • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thank you fartmaster

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• diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Happy cake day!

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