Very unfortunate
Comment on What is in your pockets?
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days agoUnfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
GeneralDingus@lemmy.cafe 4 days ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 days ago
We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
Happy cake day!
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Thank you fartmaster
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Happy cake day!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY! START EATIN’!”
Cops 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
hunkyburrito@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
X@piefed.world 4 days ago
Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.