That’s an urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.
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DarkFuture@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
MTZ@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Conservatives get ZERO pussy
Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.
At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.
MTZ@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
It was a joke. I don’t think that way. Which is why I put something absurd and outlandish at the very end, so no one would possibly think I was being serious.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’m not sure they all choose.
jali67@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Imagine being a woman and being a Republican
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.
Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.
Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.
snooggums@piefed.world 20 hours ago
I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.
Yes.
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Real intelligent input sir.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
This implies women can’t be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.
Want and deserve, tho, are very different.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I can definitely see them being convinced orgasms are bad. They were convinced to vote for a rapist
daggermoon@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I can’t imagine treating someone I love that way.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 19 hours ago
They may be getting them. Just not from their husbands.