That’s an urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.
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DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Conservatives get ZERO pussy
Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.
At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It was a joke. I don’t think that way. Which is why I put something absurd and outlandish at the very end, so no one would possibly think I was being serious.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not sure they all choose.
jali67@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Imagine being a woman and being a Republican
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.
Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.
Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.
snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.
Yes.
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Real intelligent input sir.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This implies women can’t be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.
Want and deserve, tho, are very different.
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can definitely see them being convinced orgasms are bad. They were convinced to vote for a rapist
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t imagine treating someone I love that way.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
They may be getting them. Just not from their husbands.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The icecream man can handle it.