“you jerk with your left hand” wow, so embarassing
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 days ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 days ago
What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 days ago
Based on that neck, I’d say his masturbatory habits are predominantly oral.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 days ago
[deleted]Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)
Linearity@infosec.pub 5 days ago
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entire thread becomes lockedMutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 days ago
If you care to know, I just accidentally replied to the wrong post lol
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
I figured it was something silly like that. I just can’t help but make that joke at every time I can. I hope you also got a little kick out of it!
einlander@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Charger!
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