Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.

• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How are you eating your hot dogs thay condiments like the picture would not last every bite?

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Guys is it gay to eat hot dogs?

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is it a boy hotdog or a girl hotdog?

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    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t worry–the way I do it, it still looks like felatio.

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• workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You just jam the whole column in your mouth and bite. Do you eat sandwiches top down too? Complain that you had to eat through bread and lettuce to get to the meat?

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  • Anomnomnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait… do you put bread on the outside… both sides?

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    • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes but you have to put the bread on top and bottom not just on the sides like some people do because then everything falls out

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you eat sandwiches vertically? And if so, do you have some sort of vertical mouth? And if so, are you Leela’s dad?

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    • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re eating hot dogs vertically starting with eating all the condiments and then working your way down

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      • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And you have an excessively tall mouth, apparently

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• Steve@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I need an illustration or something

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1000036591

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    • Steve@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks, I hate it.

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    • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You monster!

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