Comment on 🙋🏻‍♂️ Praise be to our Lord on high 🙋🏻‍♂️

piwakawakas@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah, the good old days of browsing the Landover Baptist Church website.

  Where you could buy a T-shirt that reads: “STONE DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN.”

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sure that would work, but giving weed to people who are still developing is not acceptable, even for religious purposes.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think they meant having rocks thrown at you. Not to be confused with weed, though having rocks thrown at you will also fuck you up.

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah yes. As an atheist, the activity I miss the most is getting together with the community and beating children to death with rocks.

    (Obvious sarcasm is obvious I hope)

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  • Fanfare2217@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is this real? They sold that?

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Having grown up around a lot of fundies, I’m not even remotely surprised.

      Like, the amount of fucked up shit I heard or had said to me as a kid by my very religious family, including being told at a young age that if I didn’t stop touching things at the grocery store, my grandfather was going to rip of the arm and beat me to death with the bloody stump.

      Of all the times in my life, that was definitely more than one of them.

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