Comment on hmm breakfast

aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Junk food is bad? Yeah, sure. Cigarettes are healthier than junk food? No way. Either you’re a guerilla cigarette advertisement or you’ve gone off the deep end.

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  • darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Either you’re a guerilla cigarette advertisement or you’ve gone off the deep end.

    There’s also the third possibility of making a joke …

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Jokes? On my shitpost community? 😡

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      • aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Who do these people think they are, making jokes on shitposts? I’d report myself to the mods if that was an option!

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      • msage@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s more likely than you think.

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    • aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My comment was so serious, one could say it was super serious.

      sips a cigarrette and take a drag off coffee

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    • Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fair I suppose, though it doesn’t come across well online, especially given the fact that it lines up with the rhetoric cigarette companies have been trying to push for decades

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      • aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ask your Doctor if c/lemmyshitpost is right for you! Side affects may include absurdity, nausea, diarrhea and gastrointestinal distress.

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• i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know, my tummy hurts more after eating a cigarette than junk food.

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• Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The choice is lung cancer and heart disease or diabetes and heart disease. At least us europeans die looking good /s.

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  • Defectus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I still think you have better odds living longer with the coffee and cigs. I’ve seen far more elderly smokers than elderly fatsos.

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    • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve seen far more elderly smokers than elderly fatsos

      How is that relevant? Junk food doesn’t make you fat

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      • aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Everyone know it’s dangerous minorities that make you fat!

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• wowski303@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  agreed 100/100

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• foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The burger is definitely healther than the cigarette.

  Coffee for the win though… all those complex alkaloids and polyphenols…

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