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Hegar@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

This is so undeniably, objectively true.

Peanuts end up in everything because they're very cheap, not because they're that good.

Peanut butter is ... fine. That's all you can honestly say. PB&J is edible at it's best, and then only rarely. Reese's is a testament to how easy it is to sell coagulated sugar and salt. Bougie peanut butter cups are just polished turds.

Thai is the only cuisine that knows what to do with peanuts.

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protist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

undeniably, objectively true

proceeds to provide personal opinion

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- Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  And an undeniably, objectively false one at that!
  
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- Hegar@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  The peanut mania that grips this nation and blinds people to objective fact has you in it's tentacular grasp.
  
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  - snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    W R O N G
    
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- 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  “Objectively” is the new “literally”. People are just out there throwing it in sentences without knowing what it means
  
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  - Hegar@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    It is an objective truth of our reality, not subject to opinion or reasonable discussion, that peanuts are subpar on average and average at best.
    
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jodanlime@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Sometimes I put peanuts on top of my peanut butter toast.

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- Hegar@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  You sir are worse than hitler.
  
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Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Get out.

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GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Reece’s is NOT peanut butter. Not even the same flavor profile.

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gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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- Hegar@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  
  they hated jeebus
  
  It ok, I forgive them, they know not what they do.
  
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gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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