Sometimes I put peanuts on top of my peanut butter toast.
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Hegar@fedia.io 10 months ago
This is so undeniably, objectively true.
Peanuts end up in everything because they're very cheap, not because they're that good.
Peanut butter is ... fine. That's all you can honestly say. PB&J is edible at it's best, and then only rarely. Reese's is a testament to how easy it is to sell coagulated sugar and salt. Bougie peanut butter cups are just polished turds.
Thai is the only cuisine that knows what to do with peanuts.
jodanlime@midwest.social 10 months ago
Hegar@fedia.io 10 months ago
You sir are worse than hitler.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Get out.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Reece’s is NOT peanut butter. Not even the same flavor profile.
gmtom@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Hegar@fedia.io 9 months ago
they hated jeebus
It ok, I forgive them, they know not what they do.
gmtom@lemmy.world 9 months ago
protist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
proceeds to provide personal opinion
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And an undeniably, objectively false one at that!
Hegar@fedia.io 10 months ago
The peanut mania that grips this nation and blinds people to objective fact has you in it's tentacular grasp.
snooggums@piefed.world 10 months ago
W R O N G
0ops@piefed.zip 10 months ago
“Objectively” is the new “literally”. People are just out there throwing it in sentences without knowing what it means
Hegar@fedia.io 9 months ago
It is an objective truth of our reality, not subject to opinion or reasonable discussion, that peanuts are subpar on average and average at best.