Comment on It's a miracle!

hopesdead@startrek.website ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Little Antivaxxleigh is a purebred! She has natural immunity from everything, except she doesn’t, because she had measles and has immune amnesia! I know because I spent 20 minutes on a Facebook page called Mom’s Who Dont Give Their Babies Poison Even Though They Already Have Autism For Some Reason.

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  • pentastarm@piefed.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The Tylenol is airborne now!!!!!!

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    • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought they patched in Bluetooth functionality to replace the airborne feature

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not in the air. Its the 5g dontchaknow, so use all your toxic social networking on a strictly 4g connection so the waves dont Tylenol your kids!

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That is a peak specimen of the human species I tell you what you can tell her momma wasn't chowing down on Tylenol during that pregnancy.

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  • aarch0x40@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Raised naturally on Nestle brand baby formula!

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She looks like she’s having mitochondrial challenges

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A fully grown, mature, adult Labubu.

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The next step on our evolution

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Right wing dreams come true

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• BCBoy911@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The price of freedom. 🫡

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  • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Eternal vigilance?

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