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Comment on Discussion Thread 🐬 Friday 3 October 2025

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

I’ll tell you a little bit about privacy.

My darling child always tries to embarrass me and it never works but she tries.

Her: So I was waiting on a package from Amazon and I checked the delivery and I noticed that you were also waiting on a package. OMG $22 LUBE. Girl, you can get that from coles for $6.

Me: But it’s German and I’m worth it.

Her: I’m just letting you know whatever you buy online I can see so don’t go buying sex toys ok.

Me: I prefer to buy those in store.

Her: Youse disgust me. (Walks off laughing)

Husband walks into the room carrying cups of coffee, wide eyed with a smile on his face.

The point is don’t be ashamed. Own it. Don’t go fucking with my stuff. And if it’s not you’re kid, it’s not your problem to explain. That’s the parents job.

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Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

But it’s German

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  It’s true. If my husband wasn’t lebanese he’d wanna be German. No lie.
  
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anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Being the only female in a house with blokes, I’ve been subjected to quite a number of discussions about penises and their behaviours. I like to take revenge by sharing information about the menopause in gory detail.

We are all now better educated so it’s win-win, really

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  I can’t tell you how much I love that. ❤️
  
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- SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  I heard it called cougar puberty recently.
  
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  - anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    I’m using that 😂
    
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SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Pjur? That’s the good stuff.

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Pjur. Woman nude. 👍
  
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LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
When I was probably your daughter’s age, I got myself a few ahem things online. My parents would go snooping in my transactions and saw it. I absolutely should’ve owned it. This is a family though who would not let me have partners in my room and see NSFW stuff as a very taboo thing and threatened to kick me out of the house if they ever found out I did anything.

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- CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Yeah. I don’t go snooping. What my daughter does is her business. We do talk about stuff but it’s all about keeping safe.
  
  What’s funny is she texted me and said “Why did your lube come before my make–up 😡”. “German’s are always on time”.
  
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  - LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    😂😂
    
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