Comment on If A.I. is so fast and efficient, and CEOs are paid so much, why not replace CEOs with A.I.?

Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• jaemo@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Yes, an electronic brain,” said Frankie, “a simple one would suffice.”

  “A simple one!” wailed Arthur.

  “Yeah,” said Zaphod with a sudden evil grin, “you’d just have to program it to say What? and I don’t understand and Where’s the tea? Who’d know the difference?”

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  • Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s gotta be said, Zaphod kind of had a point there.

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• JargonWagon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Schedule meetings, attend meeting, tell others to do stuff. Profit.

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• No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Naw, MVP in 2 weeks that can write those company-wide emails they do, and then we work with the client iterate in sprints.

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• blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lie to employees, absorb money, travel needlessly, tell everyone to RTO when they are never in the office, take a fat bonus, fire people, bullshit the board and stockholders, pull ripcord on golden parachute, lather rinse repeat.

  Yeah, i think an ai could handle most of that.

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