Comment on Being a dude sucks
falseWhite@programming.dev 14 hours ago
Marry a feminist
Yeah. For me it’s be like: if we die then at least we’ll die together.
NOW WIFE, PREPARE THE FALCONUS GIGANTICUS FOR COMBAT, FOR WE RIDE NOW INTO BATTLE ON THE PEREGRINE WINGS OF GENDER EQUALITY AND RECIPROCAL ORAL SEX, BUT IN A MORE IMPORTANT, MORE LITERAL WAY ON THE WINGS OF THIS BIG ASS BIRD.
My partner and I are both feminists, but I still take care of the big spiders.
Pro-tip: become a principled spider advocate. “I think they do more good than harm if you just leave them be. If you want it out, you can deal with it…”
“babe no that’s steve, she’s an orb weaver and will just stay there and eat the flies that keep getting in. yes she’s named steve stop being insensitive”
princesspurple@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Everyone’s a feminist until there is a spider around.
RBWells@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I love spiders, really like to see them; but they don’t have a chance against the cats. The cats play small creatures to death.
Palmetto bugs though? I am so irrationally freaked out by them, I do ask the man, or my kids, to handle those. There was a next top model episode where the ladies walked with big hissing cockroaches, pet ones, and I would have been right out of there like a rocket.
But ask me to hold your pet tarantula? Heck yes! Cute fuzzy spider.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
2nd night in Florida I was renting a shitty room and the bathroom didn’t have a light. Something was flapping around in there, thought, “How the hell a bat get in here?” Turned on my flashlight and saw my first palmetto bug.