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cut off the top and bottom
on the bottom, look for the pith lines, usually 5 of them. Cut down from there all the way to the bottom, so that you have 5 slices. If you’re a pro you can not cut all the way to the bottom and simply starfish it.
Take a slice and a wooden spoon. Beat the ever living daylights out of the back of the slice, the delicious rubies will go flying everywhere…hopefully into the bowl you put underneath where you’re thwacking. Or, if you don’t have an anger management disorder, just tap the backs gently, ymmv.

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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
“And just beat the devil out of it.”

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- wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Devil gets beat up enough, I just prefer to beat my fruit.
  
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  - Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    That’s a Bob Ross reference.
    
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    Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    The world could really use more Bob Ross right now
    
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mental_block@lemmy.wtf ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Good job, you’ve killed OP. I hope you’re happy.

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save_the_humans@leminal.space ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
This is the answer, folks. I learned from an old 3 star michelin star chef, and chefs all have anger issues.

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- JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Not all chefs. Some cover their anger issues with drug addiction.
  
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