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Why modify it? … a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon

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Ryktes@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it’ll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.

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ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.

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- SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago
  “The food here is…”
  
  THWACK THWACK THWACK
  
  “…weapons-grade.”
  
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Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using oil butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.

Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up on soup and eat the evidence.

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- ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  mmmmm … radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
  
  Cop gets stabbed in the arm … ‘OH MY GOD, I’VE BEEN STABBED … ??? … ooooo, garlic butter!’
  
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Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
So you can dual wield.

1 hand baguette

1 hand breaguetten knife

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