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• ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
  they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

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    • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

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      • abbotsbury@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Yeah but you’re only supposed to do 1 crime at a time

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    • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Feed crows, do crimes.

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• abbotsbury@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines.

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• ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot on 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters

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• AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)

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