Comment on Anon dates a 19 y/o

• malware@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He’s like 80 or so.

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  • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, “no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else.” Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it’s not cheating!

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  • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gotta look after your ticker if you’re going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.

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    • malware@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Condolences indeed, he’s still alive.

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sigh, ain’t that the truth.

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