Comment on Anon asks out a friend

• magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s more fun to play along, and unless I’m missing something, I kept it gender neutral.

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anon is on the internet. No girls there. Anon had a girl interested in fucking him: fake. Anon turned down a girl that wanted to fuck him: gay.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If by “straight” you mean heterosexual and you’re doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story.

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is a heterosexual story.

    Still gay though.

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this your first green text?

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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    NOOOOOOOOO!!! I NEED IT TO FIT IN THE PREDETERMINED BOX I HAVE SETUP FOR THIS GREENTEXT!!! IT HAS TO BE GAY BECAUSE I SAID SOOO!!!

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing.

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  • DahGangalang@infosec.pub ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Even reading the pronouns, I suppose its possible anon is female (and it thus insulted her friend remained straight for so long).

    Still, everyone knows femanons don’t actually exist.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆

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