To be fair, he probably was constantly being cursed/hexed by someone or another.
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meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Sooo apparently witchcraft might be real 🧿
Either that, or Jezebel accidentally found a group of assassins operating on the clear web cause TOR’s too fucking slow 😄 Image
jj4211@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
The Etsy store was labeled “Lake City Quiet Pills”
Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
If that isn’t an endorsement of etsy witches idk what is
naught@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
They specifically asked for a pimple or for his thumbs to grow too large to tweet. The Etsy witches went too far, but you get what you pay for
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Spellcraft isnt an exact science, sometimes you want long thumbs and you end up with a fountain of blood from your throat
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Plus they are Etsy witches after all… “Curse for long thumbs”*
*ymmv
hovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
I wonder if they just hired too many and the effects stacked