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Ravi@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• MrMcGasion@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Poopsmith origin story

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I’m torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead

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    • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.

      If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah if someone is shooting at you it’s a bit late. Being that the character didn’t have a weapon on them I was hoping for a bit of not immediately murder him energy.

        Although I suppose once they get there you could just create a couple feet thick wall of shit out of the air around you making an escape funnel. Until you can block their view and escape.

        Without having a range/time to perform/nor limits on how much can be converted it really is pretty powerful.

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  • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.

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  • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It says you can transform anything, which would imply it has no range. You could do that without leaving your house

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Unfortunately, it’s imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.

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