Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously
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NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they’re bored. No playing outside cuz “is annoying and dangerous”, not playing with their phones cuz “is unhealthy and dangerous”.
What the hell should they do then?!
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The reference: nuclear Boy Scout
xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Thanks, never knew about that guy. Wow.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
They want them to go toil in the mines
potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Does that count as playing outside?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
We do more mountain top removal than underground mining these days.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
So fresh air and sunshine! Seems like perfectly good leisure to me!
/s
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Get a job
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
The real answer.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Die, i think, given our position on climate change. Kids shoukd die,
We should all collectively commit suicide, and these damn kids should shut the fuck up while we do.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Invest in real estate.
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
A lot of people just hate kids. It’s a big problem
InputZero@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.
Few others I don’t hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)
Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)
She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn’t be ignored.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
You have my sympathies.
Id offer you a hug but im too irony poisoned to figure out hiw to write the offer in such a way that it doesnt come off as mocking.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No need she died last month and apparently was just as hateful at the end as she was in lif. So no big loss.
SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So there was this…what do you call it, lady who was very annoyed at any noise ever. Once she pulled a kitchen knife at us. Well well would you know that all parents and grandmas pulled legal action against that.