Comment on Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  A lot of people just hate kids. It’s a big problem

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• InputZero@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.

    Few others I don’t hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)

    Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)

    She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn’t be ignored.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You have my sympathies.

      Id offer you a hug but im too irony poisoned to figure out hiw to write the offer in such a way that it doesnt come off as mocking.

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      • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No need she died last month and apparently was just as hateful at the end as she was in lif. So no big loss.

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  • SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So there was this…what do you call it, lady who was very annoyed at any noise ever. Once she pulled a kitchen knife at us. Well well would you know that all parents and grandmas pulled legal action against that.

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    never heard this one but its the sort of thing that would get me to hide out of pure unadultered spit.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The reference: nuclear Boy Scout

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    • xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thanks, never knew about that guy. Wow.

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They want them to go toil in the mines

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  • potato_wallrus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does that count as playing outside?

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We do more mountain top removal than underground mining these days.

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      • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        So fresh air and sunshine! Seems like perfectly good leisure to me!

        /s

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• Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Get a job

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The real answer.

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Invest in real estate.

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• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Die, i think, given our position on climate change. Kids shoukd die,

  We should all collectively commit suicide, and these damn kids should shut the fuck up while we do.

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