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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The way to return to the correct timeline is simple: Take the dicks out.

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  • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If we all do it at the same tim

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …it’ll shift Earth’s orbit outward, counteracting global warming!

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How long should I keep it for? It’s cold over here!

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  • Ulvain@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    South Park is certainly helping, then

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• TheTurner@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was going to say Gef.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This reality is just us refusing humanity and returning to monke. Every day I think more and more about bananas

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  • Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have been opted-out from the apocalypse for entering the correct keyphrase.
    

    If you wish to UNDO this action, TEXT UNDO and the opposite keyphrase to the CORRECT HOTLINE.

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• steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Actually it was Pauly Shore

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Rest assured if there's a bubble I can make trouble in it.

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  • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought he died in 2003?

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