Comment on Permian Park
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Luckily there are plenty of lawyers to go round, so the poor creatures won’t have to starve.
I read Jurassic Park recently and was surprised that the lawyer was one of the only level-headed characters. Everyone else was like “this place is gonna make so much money, let’s fucking GOOOOO!” And he was like “holy shit this is a disaster waiting to happen, we have to shut this place down.”
The movie did him dirty.
The movie did him dirty.
Wait till you read the lost world.
Lol what happened there? I actually made a conscious decision not to read it because I didn’t really enjoy reading Jurassic Park.
BOOK SPOILERS
The entire story is different. For starters there’s no t-rex loose in LA or whatever. Hammond is dead in the book (he gets eaten by compys at the end of the first book). There’s a few details that are the same, like the fancy research lab on wheels, but in the movie the child that stows away on it is Malcolm’s daughter. She’s not in the book. Instead in the book two research assistants to another character are the stowaways. Small things, lots of them.
The Lost World has Dodgson. Not that anyone cares.
A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
My neighbor told me Permian Fauna keeps eating his lawyers so I asked how many lawyers he has and he said he just goes to the law firm and gets a new lawyer afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding legal representation to Permian animal and then his daughter started clapping.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Where would one find such Permian fauna? Asking for a friend.
marcos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also, is their diet varied enough that they would accept politicians instead?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Only one way to find out.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Permian park, apparently