Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming

MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Iapetus@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s tactical about your beard? Are you hiding a swiss army chin full of knives or something?

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For a lot of large beard guys, it’s their entire personality

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sir I have spent over 200 dollars on various pretentious oils. Allow me to simulate a personality. I have literally paid the fee.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      as a woman I probably would too, id love to look like one of the dwarves from deep rock galactic lol

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      • Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ROCK AND STONE!

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It camouflages my multiple chins.

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    • sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And as a fellow fat faced fella, it is the only way to establish a jawline.

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  • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/OckLXMG3Nhg

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• TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was going to say, if we’re talking old man we’ll need to flip the green circles.

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