CIA kills JFK. CIA creates Bigfoot. Bigfoot kills JFK. CIA kills Bigfoot.
Some Nietzsche shit right there.
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rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Bigfoot was the second shooter at JFK’s assassination so he had to go into hiding but was subsequently killed by the CIA
CIA kills JFK. CIA creates Bigfoot. Bigfoot kills JFK. CIA kills Bigfoot.
Some Nietzsche shit right there.
The true story: Fives “older self” fired the first shot, it got redirected back at him by „Days of Future Past“ Magneto. But then a SCP-1000 Bigfoot stepped in as the replacement sniper. World History is crazy.
They were mad bigfoot beat them to it.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
And the reverse vampires!
Snailpope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You mean those very tan people, you can only see in mirrors, who donate blood and love garlic and the lowercase t?
SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
…Italians?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
We’re through the looking glass here people!
msprout@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Where does The Rand Corporation fit into all of this again?