Comment on I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..

zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• naught101@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thus is the kind of legalistic bullshit interpretation I can get right behind

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• kautau@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Contractual malicious compliance let’s go

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah but just ro be clear, the terms are likely there for a reason and using this product probably has risks associated.

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    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Apparently, it’s full of lead.

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      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Why would a bungee cord have lead?

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• undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think it should be “and/or” because if it’s just “or” than the terms would only apply if you either open it or use it.

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  • cornshark@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, that’s xor

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• SimpleMachine@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Go one step further and have someone under 18 who cannot legally enter into a contract open it haha

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• bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think having someone open if for you still counts. You’d have to already find one opened.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Leave it in a workplace fridge with a clear sticker saying “MIKES DO NOT TOUCH”

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