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So in Seattle last week there was a man who accidentally shot himself in the leg while driving his car. He called 911 because he obviously needed help, but tried to tell cops that he was shot by a stranger while driving. They asked why there were no entry holes in his car, and I think he went to jail for being a dumbass.

Anyway, how do we know JFK didn’t accidentally shoot himself and then try to cover it up because he was so embarrassed.

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Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
My theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction

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- dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  There is actually a theory that he was shot by accident by a secret service agent trying to return fire.
  
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- jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  lol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee.
  
  I would pay to see that movie.
  
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  - SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?
    
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jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Because he was in a convertible. Obviously the bullet(s?) could have come from outside of the car. Checkmate Zapruder.

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- tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  He froze the back of his head off from those cool north easterly winds
  
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  - jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Comrade, this was a sunny day in Texas.
    
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    tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    *smiles in russian*
    Is that what your intelligence agencies told you?
    
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