Fuck that stereotype. I’m in a lesbian relationship and getting ready for either of us is putting on pants and possibly a jacket.
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Saneless@lemmy.world 1 year agoDoes one person in the relationship take forever to get ready or for 2 men do they just decide to go out and 3 minutes later leave the house?
FluffyPotato@lemm.ee 1 year ago
beefcat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
yes but we all know lesbians are just two men in a trenchcoat
9thSun@midwest.social 1 year ago
I’ve never seen a fact this hard in my entire life
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It has to depend, I know some men take a long time to get ready too
Lemonparty@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I lived with gay roommates (three gay men, two were a couple one was single), and the single one took AGES to get ready. I’m talking he’d shower at 730, we’d ask what he was doing and he’d say he had a date then leave the house at fucking 930.
He didn’t wear make up or anything I have legitimately no fucking clue what he could’ve been doing for so long. The couple on the other hand, one took longer than the other but honestly they were both pretty fast get ready-ers.
Iapar@feddit.de 1 year ago
He was jacking off so that he can longer. Oldest trick in the bock.
Lemonparty@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If he took two hours to jack off, I shudder to think how long that made him last after 😱
nixcamic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have 6 teenage boys. Three of them are women by this definition.
Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I was in a gay relationship once and at like 9:00 at night my boyfriend turns to me and goes: “Do you want wings?!?”
I’m a bit shocked by the random question but go: “Hell yeah!” We jumped into the car, went to the wings place which closes at 9:30 mind you, got there at around 9:16, including driving. Like 9:27-9:45-ish, we’re back and have a huge plate of wings and sides, just eating like animals
So uh, it varies, but the possibility is definitely there for two men to have a tactical romantic excursion in record time XD
ShunkW@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Showing up 14 minutes to close with a large order is evil.
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sounds like they were gone before closing time
ShunkW@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To me it doesn’t matter. Having worked in kitchens, we’re usually trying to get a head start on cleaning 15 minutes to close. I just think it’s rude to order that close to closing time.
ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 1 year ago
Does one of them demand to clean shave their entire body?
Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ngl I can barely stand a hairy back. Pun intended
floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Is it supposed to be the woman who takes a long time? Because I’m a guy and she’s always waiting for me. Not proud of this, but these stereotypes really don’t help.
RoquetteQueen@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
I’m always waiting for my husband, too. Drives me nuts.