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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?

  No

  That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.

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• zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t do unprotected anal, kids.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don’t do bees in their knees either, kids

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      • drool@lemmy.catsp.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        But unprotected bees in their knees is the cat’s pajamas.

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• irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ok.

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• Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You gotta eat their ass first, that was where you went wrong. Get that tongue in there and clean up before the fucking ensues.

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