I know, right? Why send my BBQ data to the cloud when I can just cook with a handful of GPUs, locally? To start the grill you just ask the animated waifu to dance and sing a random, AI-generated song that matches your taste in music. Then the fans spin up and send scrumptious GPU heat into the grill, cooking up a delicious hallucination where you’re animated waifu sings, “That looks yummy! Yummy yummy yummy hai hai hai!”
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N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I will never own a grill that has to connect to wifi. In fact, I actively avoid any appliance that adds unnecessary IOT functionality.
riskable@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Perform Bad Apple using the most complex geometric shapes possible.
Taleya@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
We’re starting to add some IoT stuff (mostly sockets and leak sensors) but it had to wait until i’d built a beefier firewall and the HA server. 'Cos that shit is not leaving the house
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
That was me until HomeAssistant and ESPHome
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Oh shit, I didn’t know about ESPhome. There goes my free time!
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Haha have fun xD
MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
At least with ESPHome and other local-only devices they only update when you actually tell them to update.