Also completely neglecting that not all the energy in a slap will be transferred to thermal energy in the chicken.
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sm1dger@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Typical physicist, ignoring enthalpy of phase changes. Starting from 1C defrosted makes a huge difference from 0C as the melting takes up a ton more energy/slaps. Their underslapped chicken would give you salmonella
thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Balthazar@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Assume a spherical chicken…
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
And the phase change from uncooked to cooked.
marius@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Where do I find cooked in the phase diagram?
zedgeist@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
🤔
icelimit@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
Slap the salmon
untorquer@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
They haven’t considered rate of slap. Significant heat transfer to environment even at 10 slaps per second.
They’re also assuming sea level standard atmospheric conditions. You may need to reduce rate of slap at altitude.
marius@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Also only about half the heat goes into the chicken and the other half into the hand used for slapping
Natanael@infosec.pub 7 hours ago
This assumes both have the same amount of heat capacity * mass. A hand with heat insulating gloves would also significantly reduce heat loss.
Better do it in a vacuum though, you’ll lose energy to air resistance
untorquer@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I believe we’re well on our way to developing the worlds first slap coefficient.