Comment on I am two of them

Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you’re hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don’t worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You’re good, brosky.

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  • seralth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whoa, hold your horses, pardner. Qualifying that with “the moment you went out of your way to blah” is key to understanding my sarcasm ;)

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  • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where are you having random gay men telling you how well they suck cock? Did you accidentally install Grindr?

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      • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I tought it was a hustle app were techbros could meet to discuss business ideas. And bathrooms are often chosen as a meeting location to protect the secrecy of the cofounders from tech journalists before launch.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, they aren’t lying that we suck the best cock, but you’ll need a reservation. This is not a Wendy’s!

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      • Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• dumbass@quokk.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It's ok if you don't have onion rings, there's other food you can use, I've started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.

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• TheBeege@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why take this personally…? There are so many ways to perceive this:

  • Maybe the reader is bi
  • Maybe the reader would get a boost knowing someone would be into them, even if they’re not into that kind of person
  • Maybe the reader just finds the image or concept hilarious

  Like… why did you think this was targeting you?

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• Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where does it say this guy, in a meme, that’s a joke, in a shitpost, on the internet, is straight?

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why is this getting downvoted? Op’s post is creepy and borderline sexually harassing. And the replies to your post are equally gross.

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