It's ok if you don't have onion rings, there's other food you can use, I've started luring Italian men in with spaghetti wrapped around my dick.
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Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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dumbass@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
TheBeege@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why take this personally…? There are so many ways to perceive this:
- Maybe the reader is bi
- Maybe the reader would get a boost knowing someone would be into them, even if they’re not into that kind of person
- Maybe the reader just finds the image or concept hilarious
Like… why did you think this was targeting you?
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Where does it say this guy, in a meme, that’s a joke, in a shitpost, on the internet, is straight?
Rooty@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Why is this getting downvoted? Op’s post is creepy and borderline sexually harassing. And the replies to your post are equally gross.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you’re hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don’t worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You’re good, brosky.
seralth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m sorry that you have a physical and painful response to other humans who prefer the opposite sex.
That sounds like a horribly crippling disability.
That or an uncalled for bigoted insult to others based on sexual preferences.
You don’t have to insult entire classes of people to make your point. Be a better person, and don’t perpetuate hate just because you feel it’s ok to attack people for being straight.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Whoa, hold your horses, pardner. Qualifying that with “the moment you went out of your way to blah” is key to understanding my sarcasm ;)
Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Where are you having random gay men telling you how well they suck cock? Did you accidentally install Grindr?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I tought it was a hustle app were techbros could meet to discuss business ideas. And bathrooms are often chosen as a meeting location to protect the secrecy of the cofounders from tech journalists before launch.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well, they aren’t lying that we suck the best cock, but you’ll need a reservation. This is not a Wendy’s!
Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago