since I’d be the husband in this scenario, I don’t see what’s wrong with it
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But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sure, Viking love looks appealing, until your husband starts bringing home sex slaves and teaching your children how to raid England.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Also, I think I would be an equal-opportunity viking raider. My wife would get some English sex slaves of her own for our anniversary.
Natanael@infosec.pub 1 month ago
It wasn’t even unusual with female vikings.
nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
god i love sex
Klear@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Take her raiding too! Make her your viqueen.
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
you’re just cucking yourself
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
- And?
- If you’re not torturing English villagers together with my wife during the winter, is it even a viking marriage?
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 month ago
It’s an open relationship, fundie.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I need more of this show
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The being taught to raid England part seems lit.