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• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s an evolution from when people used to take newspapers or magazines to read while pooping.

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  • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We know we need fibre now. If it’s taking you more than 20 seconds to shit you’re gonna die early.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What if I start pooping in 20 seconds and just shit so much it takes 10 minutes to stop?

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      • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        20 seconds is the full duration. 1-2s to start.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Unironically this is a basically true thing as well.

      If it routinely takes you so long to shit that you… need to read something?

      You have some kind of serious dietary deficiency, and/or some kind of gastro-intestinal or possibly musculature problem going on.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Difference being that you generally throw away a newspaper, whereas the surface of your smart phone is almost certainly the object that most people spend the most or second most time touching during a day, they rarely wash it, and they also carry it with them everywhere.

    It is astoundingly unhygenic to use a phone on the shitter.

    Oh, you washed your hands afterwards?

    … Did you wash the phone screen?

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    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • d00ery@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I also wash the toilet seat, flush handle and taps after using the bathroom. /s

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It is that bad, because most people do not continue to finger their assholes when their not in the bathroom.

        Touch butt. Touch phone.

        Only clean hands?

        Touch phone again, you’re touching your butt again.

        Touch face after touching phone?

        You have stuck your finger in your butt and then directly in to your face.

        Put phone in pocket?

        Yeah, now your pocket has your butt in it.

        Bacteria adhere to and will keep growing on a phone.

        Just think of how clean rules work for a surgeon doing prep.

        Now, the danger is not as extreme as contamination isn’t going under the skin… but you are consistently touching a dirty, potentislly infectious surface all the time, and then touching everything else.

        time.com/4908654/cell-phone-bacteria/

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