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Attention: This person above is attempting to have you publicly mogged. Masticate my new supplement, Eagle Tar, to recoup your stolen androgens NOW. Sell your car, do the tar!

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j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Tar made me join the police academy and slap my wife just thinking about it. MAn i suddenly feel… Great Again, like I’m back in the double wide with my 3rd cousin Peggy and sister ^(in-law)^ Sue-Ellen. Oh Sister Sue how I Peg and U

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ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

Sell your car, do the tar!

Instructions unclear, became linux femboy

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- RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  You misread them you were supposed to be a Lexus fuckboy
  
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dan00@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Eww wtf sex with wife??? That’s so gay brother, you better start taking Eagle Tar and stop with nonsense pussy eating shit and start mogging these bitches by supplementing yourself with real alfa cock.

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