Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?
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conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 day agoStraight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponized EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Her middle fingers
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
But what does the akimbo part mean?
Sturgist@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Both hands. Like in games where you have a pistol or smg in both hands.
Klear@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Please go and watch the movie Guns Akimbo. It demonstrates the concept and is one of the best damn action movies ever produced.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I’m so yelling that next time i flip someone off
fossilesque@mander.xyz 18 hours ago
Wise woman. Birds aren’t real.