Comment on You might want to hose it off when you are done

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Idk what would make you assume Muslims do not wash their hands

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      People in general aren’t that good at washing their hands after peeing tbh. Though I would generalize Muslims as generally more hygienic since it’s basically a core tenet of their faith iirc.

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    • jim_v@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Walk into bathroom.

      Wash hands.

      Pee.

      Wash hands.

      Touch sprayer of a thousand dinks.

      Spray dink.

      Wash hands.

      Leave bathroom.

      Wash hands

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        www.youtube.com/watch?v=fREu-HCIEEg

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I was mainly commenting on the fact that there’s certainly some people with a potential thousand penis handshake running around out there, unless there is also a specific rule about washing the hands after using the penis hose. Your reply suggests there is not.

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• JacksonLamb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This.

  It’s low key embarassing that a whole meme can spring up based on not knowing that other places have different hygeine.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Similarly, when those making fun of name communities find something that is an older, common name in some other country. Like mocking someone for being named Jhonny. MykKynzbrynlyk’kyffyr (pronounced Steve) is still fair game, but not Anous

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• Pirtatogna@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Should be required by everyone else too. I hate the taste of pee pee.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait really? I have a bum hose because my shit sticks to everything and I’m tired of replacing brushes. I’d figure you could get a washlet/toilet mounted bidet aimed properly for that.

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• Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It is preferred not to use urinals if you can and to instead sit down to avoid getting urine particles on your clothes.

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What!!! other cultures are ahead of Americans on personal hygiene, I’m super shocked!!! /s

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thats fair honestly

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