I think the technical term is speculum
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potoo22@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
For the love of God, please use a shoehorn if you are still having this problem.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Speculum? I hardly know 'em!
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 weeks ago
[deleted]surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not to explain the joke, but speculum are shoe horns for vaginas.
Now you know!
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
How am I going to wreck the heels of my trainers or give my fingers ungodly numbness and pain then though?
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
I can’t help with wrecking the heels, but do you remember that trick from when we were kids? Where you can bite down on your fingers, then hook them together and pull, and it hurts like hell?
toynbee@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
… Is this a thing people did? Why?
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Usually because you were 7 and your mate told you it was a magic trick
virku@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Love shoehorns. Use them at every opportunity. But they are not every place I put on shoes.
Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
invent the shoehorn that is embedded in the shoe
IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
thanks i didnt know these existed. but for $140 i’ll just finger it
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I have a small one in my backpack at all times. It’s great.
virku@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s smart! However I don’t have a backpack with me every time I put on shoes.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Big shoehorn guy here
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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