Comment on Who would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight?

vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Cocaine bear vs PCP gorilla

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And a Meth Tiger.

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  • vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    In a magical hypothetical world where we could make this happen without it being absurdly cruel to the animals, I’d love to see it.

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• remon@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But consider a polar bear is almost twice as heavy as a Gorilla … OP said equal weight, so that’s one massive gorilla.

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• AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What about a Drop Bear?

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He’s getting dropped.

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  • vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s not a species of animal. That’s the living embodiment of a fundamental force of nature. No mortal, man nor beast, can defeat one.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What about the masturbating bear?

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