Comment on kamikazed herself

• Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole ass new life has to work and pay taxes for 80 years? I’m still not over it.

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  • tym@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The smart ones off themselves by age 5!

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• dingus@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol??

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  • codRL@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah I loved through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3.

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    • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn’t just like… win the game.

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      • codRL@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She grew out of it! My comment was kind of ominous now that I look back on it, haha!

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    • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Best is when you’re holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that’s when they decide to go for a gold medal landing.

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