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pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

My friend has one of those Japanese ones. It also has a warmed toilet seat. When I came out, I said that seat is amazing and they said people never come out of there. I proposed that they were napping on the seat. Why do seat warmers feel so good? The thing is, I could never figure out how to make the actual bidet part work. I suspect the people who took a long time were also trying to test it out, but didn’t know how. Or maybe they did and enjoyed it?

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9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Japanese toilets are so far beyond what we’re doing anywhere else in the world it’s not even funny

Wtaf have our toilet scientists been doing for the last century in the western world?

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- RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Trying to get people to sit the right way on the toliet.
  
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  - spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    Do people not use the shelf for their comics and snacks?
    
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DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
It’s as easy as using two shells.

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- Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  What’s the third one for
  
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- pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  I remember it being a meme, but I couldn’t remember which one. For the uninformed like me: knowyourmeme.com/memes/three-seashells
  
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- get_the_reference_@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
  
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QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Mom, dad, I’m gay. Also that heated toilet seat is amazing.

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