It’s as easy as using two shells.
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pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
My friend has one of those Japanese ones. It also has a warmed toilet seat. When I came out, I said that seat is amazing and they said people never come out of there. I proposed that they were napping on the seat. Why do seat warmers feel so good? The thing is, I could never figure out how to make the actual bidet part work. I suspect the people who took a long time were also trying to test it out, but didn’t know how. Or maybe they did and enjoyed it?
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
get_the_reference_@midwest.social 20 hours ago
Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What’s the third one for
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I remember it being a meme, but I couldn’t remember which one. For the uninformed like me: knowyourmeme.com/memes/three-seashells
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Mom, dad, I’m gay. Also that heated toilet seat is amazing.
9point6@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Japanese toilets are so far beyond what we’re doing anywhere else in the world it’s not even funny
Wtaf have our toilet scientists been doing for the last century in the western world?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Trying to get people to sit the right way on the toliet.