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That reminds me of when I was a kid, farting in the bath. As I saw the bubbles coming up to the surface, I wanted to catch them.

So I took whatever plastic container I could find around the bath - most likely the cap of a shampoo bottle - submerged it, and held it close to my butt when I felt the next fart coming.

I succeeded in catching some of the fart in the cap. Then I claimed my prize by sniffing directly from the cap. It was so much worse than any fart I’ve ever smelled.

As a true scientist, I’ve repeated the experiment on a few later occasions, and without a doubt : bath farts captured in plastic containers smell much worse than normal farts.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
I remember sitting in the hall during school as a second grader taking to a friend. I said, “I wonder if you farted in a balloon if it would float.” A teacher overheard me and scolded me about it, for some reason.

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- barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  That was the perfect opportunity to teach the first step of The Scientific Method. The next step was the Hypothesis - what do you think will happen, based on the scientific knowledge you already have?
  
  Then you have to Plan The Experiment, which in this case, would probably really energize the students’ brain power. They’ll LOVE figuring out this experiment. I would bet that EVERY student would be engaged in this one.
  
  It’s the Doing The Experiment that might be problematic, and end up with the teacher explaining themselves to the School Board: “All I can say is, it seemed like a good idea at the time. I guess you had to be there.”
  
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- captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  Your teachers sucked. Mine would’ve told me to try at home
  
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Uli@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
That’s the same way they did it on Mythbusters.

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Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
My brother used to fart in a tennis ball can and hold me down and make me smell it. I agree, contained farts are awfuler.

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hanke@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Thank you for your contributions to science

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IrritableOcelot@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
I think its because while its under water it doesn’t have a chance to diffuse into a larger volume of air – normally farts are pretty dilute by the time it makes it to anyone’s nose.

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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
It was probably because of the increased humidity. Same thing why shower farts smell worse

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